Well Gee Whizz, Batman!

Okay, the only reason I felt inspired to post right now is because Becca told me too and I'm bleeding. 

Seriously, I'm a fucking vampire smorgesborge here. While I was in the shower shaving, I nicked my finger with the supposed "non-skin-cutting" razor and tore off a pretty decent chunk of skin. Of course, I didn't realize this until I saw the water tinited pink and thought I got my leg. 

And it still isn't clotting and I don't feel like filling the cut with tissue fibers, so I'm just going to continue bleeding all over my keyboard as I type. My a, s, g, i, and l keys all have these really pronounced blood fingerprints. It's pretty neat. 

Like, this is almost gushing. If I suspend my hand over my mouth, the blood drips in. It doesn't taste the same way it normally does. Not that I taste my blood frequently....>_>.......<_<

You know, it'd be really cool to get my room painted the color of my blood. It's a really pretty shade of red. Still doesn't taste right. 

I feel a bit like Hannibal now too, what with all the blood licking I do. Like, every five seconds I have to keep licking my finger to clean away excess blood. If I could even be a fraction of Hannibal's sexiness, I would be happy. 

It's starting to taste more metallic now. I suppose that's good.

Man, it's cold in here.